Thursday, March 20, 2008

Fiji's very own Slapstick Comedy Act!













Or maybe we are the real stooges for allowing these buffoons to treat us like we are morons?

4 comments:

FIJI SPEAK OUT! said...

You young'ns that dont remember the antics of the 3 stooges.. looky here:
Visit 3 Stooges!

Anonymous said...

:):):):) Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Sooooooooo funny ....... kaila !
Thank you for this humour - it makes our dreary sad days so much lighter......

Anonymous said...

Great work!

Keep it coming.

You are to be congratulated on your splendid graphics.

I don't know if this can be of any help, but I adapted the following from the 2 Ronnies.

The ‘Two Ronnies’ in Fiji

Ronnie 1: Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

Ronnie 2: Good evening! And in a packed programme tonight we will be talking to all seven members of the interim government string quartet.

Ronnie 1: But first the news!

Ronnie 2: This evening, the illegal Prime Minister will be leaving on a tour of friendly countries. He’ll be back tomorrow morning.

Ronnie1: The Fiji Post today published its $5000 prize competition crossword. For those members of the illegal junta who couldn’t work it out, the answer is on page 9.

Ronnie 2: This morning, Field Marshall FullChow and his police puppets broke into the home of Fiji’s most brilliant forger and took away two thousand seven dollar notes. They later apologised to Mr Chaudry for their rudeness.

Ronnie 1: There was chaos at Quite Extraordinary Barbarics today when a soldier dropped a box of seven tortoises. When asked how the tortoises managed to get clean away, junta spokesthing, Major Disaster said, “Ahhhhaa they were too aahhhhaahhha fast for ahhhaahhha our soldiers.”

Ronnie 2: In readiness for their future stint in jail, all of the military’s claustropbiacs were invited to a meeting last night at Suva town hall. Only Bananasinpyjamas turned up and he kept shouting, “Let me out!”

Ronnie 1: We have just been handed a warning about tinned plum puddings which have caused several members of the illegal dictatorship to be sent to hospital with badly scolded feet.

Ronnie 2: It appears that these fools have misunderstood the instructions which read, “ Before opening tin, stand in boiling water for twenty minutes.”

Ronnie 1: Major General Dimwiti today gave his advice to men who wished to avoid falling hair; get out of the way.

Ronnie 2: A major row has developed between Bananasinpyjamas and the librarian at the Suva library. Apparently, she has listed President Bernie’s mandate under fiction.

Ronnie 1: And to end this bulletin, Archbishop President Prime Minister Field Marshall Mufti Bananasinpyjamas predicted the weather for tomorrow; it’s going to be seventy degrees.
Twenty in the morning, thirty at midday and twenty at night.

Ronnie 2: And it’s goodbye from me.

Ronnie 1: And it’s goodbye from him.

Anonymous said...

hilarious
i used to love watching the two ronnies with my father , when i was young , he was english originally. Can anyone do one using benny hill please ? Also , i love the graphics , bloody hilarious too .
On a nother point , i wonder if the murderers are seeing the ghosts of those peole they have murderd during this coup and the five CRW soldiers in 2000 ? Ghosts are real , i've seen many .